Where to watch Mean Machine in United Kingdom
Mean Machine is streaming on Paramount Plus, Sky Go, Now TV Cinema, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Paramount Plus Premium and Paramount Plus Basic with Ads in United Kingdom, and available to rent or buy on Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, Sky Store, YouTube and Apple TV Store. Availability checked 1 June 2026.
About Mean Machine
Mean Machine is a 2001 movie in the Comedy and Drama genres, directed by Barry Skolnick, starring Vinnie Jones, David Kelly and David Hemmings. It has a runtime of 1 hour 39 minutes. It holds an average rating of 6.3/10 from 629 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Mean Machine in United Kingdom — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.
Mean Machine trailer
Overview
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Top cast
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
Doc
David Hemmings
Governor
Ralph Brown
Burton
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
Sykes
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Jason Statham
Monk
Martin Wimbush
Z
David Reid
Barman
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
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Frequently asked questions
Where can I watch Mean Machine in United Kingdom?+
In United Kingdom, you can stream Mean Machine on Paramount Plus, Sky Go, Now TV Cinema, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Paramount Plus Premium and Paramount Plus Basic with Ads. It's also available to rent or buy on Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, Sky Store, YouTube and Apple TV Store.
Is Mean Machine on Netflix?+
Mean Machine is not on Netflix in United Kingdom right now, but you can stream it on Paramount Plus, Sky Go, Now TV Cinema, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Paramount Plus Premium and Paramount Plus Basic with Ads.
How long is Mean Machine?+
Mean Machine has a runtime of 1 hour 39 minutes (99 minutes).
Who stars in Mean Machine?+
Mean Machine stars Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown and Vas Blackwood.
When did Mean Machine come out?+
Mean Machine is a 2001 movie directed by Barry Skolnick.
What genre is Mean Machine?+
Mean Machine is Comedy and Drama film.
Who directed Mean Machine?+
Mean Machine was directed by Barry Skolnick.
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