Where to watch Minty the Assassin in Canada
Minty the Assassin isn't available to stream, rent or buy in Canada right now. Availability changes often, so check back soon. Availability checked 22 June 2026.
About Minty the Assassin
Minty the Assassin is a 2009 movie in the Action, Adventure and Comedy genres, directed by Eugene Baldovino, starring Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker and Tabitha Taylor. It has a runtime of 1 hour 20 minutes. It holds an average rating of 1.9/10 from 7 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Minty the Assassin in Canada — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.
Overview
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Top cast
Elina Madison
Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor
Double Delicious
Chip Joslin
Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan
Molly Leviathan
Hawk Younkins
Captain Capability
Ricardo Mamood-Vega
Zen Cowboy
David A. Lockhart
Rat Monster
Nora J. Novak
Cute Postal Woman
Jade English
Hot Security Guard
McKay Stewart
Sensational Ninja
Elan Hom
Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)
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Frequently asked questions
Where can I watch Minty the Assassin in Canada?+
Minty the Assassin is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in Canada. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.
Is Minty the Assassin on Netflix?+
Minty the Assassin is not on Netflix in Canada right now.
How long is Minty the Assassin?+
Minty the Assassin has a runtime of 1 hour 20 minutes (80 minutes).
Who stars in Minty the Assassin?+
Minty the Assassin stars Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin and Jacki R. Chan.
When did Minty the Assassin come out?+
Minty the Assassin is a 2009 movie directed by Eugene Baldovino.
What genre is Minty the Assassin?+
Minty the Assassin is Action, Adventure, Comedy and Horror film.
Who directed Minty the Assassin?+
Minty the Assassin was directed by Eugene Baldovino.
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