Where to watch The Baby Juice Express in United Arab Emirates
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About The Baby Juice Express
The Baby Juice Express is a 2004 movie in the Crime and Comedy genres, directed by Michael Hurst, starring Nick Moran, Nick Brimble and Lisa Faulkner. It has a runtime of 1 hour 25 minutes. It holds an average rating of 8.0/10 from 1 viewers. Below you can see where to watch The Baby Juice Express in United Arab Emirates — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.
Overview
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Top cast
Nick Moran
Des
Nick Brimble
Krakowski
Lisa Faulkner
Lauren
Phil Davis
Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack
Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner
Palooka
Julian Clary
Jason
Angela Douglas
Celestia
David Cardy
Goldberg
Ruth Jones
Gladys
Dave Courtney
Baxter
Gary Tiplady
Burke
Callum Dixon
Hare
Hugh Fraser
Arthur Burnett CBE
Howard Lew Lewis
Kent
Paterson Joseph
Sean Boetang
Stephen Marcus
Lenny Von Something
Ray Parlour
Vince
Cleo Rocos
Sharon
Steve Speirs
Mystery Man
Frequently asked questions
Where can I watch The Baby Juice Express in United Arab Emirates?+
The Baby Juice Express is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in United Arab Emirates. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.
Is The Baby Juice Express on Netflix?+
The Baby Juice Express is not on Netflix in United Arab Emirates right now.
How long is The Baby Juice Express?+
The Baby Juice Express has a runtime of 1 hour 25 minutes (85 minutes).
Who stars in The Baby Juice Express?+
The Baby Juice Express stars Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner, Phil Davis and Samantha Womack.
When did The Baby Juice Express come out?+
The Baby Juice Express is a 2004 movie directed by Michael Hurst.
What genre is The Baby Juice Express?+
The Baby Juice Express is Crime and Comedy film.
Who directed The Baby Juice Express?+
The Baby Juice Express was directed by Michael Hurst.
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